Living Will-Living Will Forms

Take a guess asked:


Think about it. In the far future when we understand how EVERYTHING works and we have gone into space and done everything thinkable (considering that we don’t wipe ourselves out), what will happen then? Will generation after generation just live in a perfect world without any advances?
Like I said, EVERYTHING. The first person completely overlooked that.
I am not an emo, I am actually a rather optimistic person. This question was simply the result of my usual thinking time.

Lance Bothof

Jack of Trades asked:


Living Will

Two elderly friends were sitting in the living room, and one said to the other, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out the wine.

Warren Edmister

odessaroberts50 asked:


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under
no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for:
( please initial all that apply )

_________ a pizza
_________ a beer
_________ a steak
_________ a kiss
_________ coffee or a latte
_________ the remote control
_________ a bowl of ice cream
_________ chocolate
_________ cookies
_________ sex

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own sweet business, and pay attention
instead to the future of the millions of Americans
who aren’t in a permanent coma.

Signature:___________________ Witness: _____________________

Hannah Dunning

l s asked:


Last night, my wife and I were sitting in
the living room and I said to her, ” I never want to
live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug”.

She got up and unplugged the TV and threw
out my beer.

She’s such a B*tch………

Tommy Ansoategui

Tiffany S asked:


Last night my sister and I were sitting in

the den and I said to her,

“I never want to live in a vegetative state,

dependent on some machine and fluids from a

bottle to keep me alive. That would be no

quality of life at all… if that ever happens,

just pull the plug.”

So she got up, unplugged the computer,

and threw out my wine.

She’s so cruel…

Herbert Coolbaugh

Cheryl asked:


Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him,”I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

He got up and unplugged the TV and threw out mt beer!!

He’s such an a*****

Emmitt Matsoukas