Living Will-Living Will Forms

juneberry asked:


My mother lived and died in Florida, the will has not been probated because my father is alive, I need to show Heirship in Louisiana on gas and oil land, what forms do I need?
Will I need an Heirship document from Florida?
How do I get an Heirship document? Can I get one on line for free?

Christian Waycott

mattcasey2017 asked:


What will be the dominant form of transportation in American cities in 20 years? Will Salt Lake City and other cities become clones of cities in Europe? Will we all have to live in cities?

Manual Mosier

Folk asked:


Chanting about Allah in schools.

Abortions for all, even men.

Forced ********** marriage for underaged children.

White slavery as a form of black slavery reparation. Especially your children.

Hollywood will become the nation’s capital. Children will be sent to live there.

Flying planes into buildings as a rite of passage for children.

Forced veganism for everybody, especially children.

Sex on the flag… as children’s entertainment.

Hobos living in your house so that they have a roof over their head, babysitting your children. Especially homo hobos.

Forced beards and long hair and armpit merkins and love beads and LSD for your children.

Roseanne Tiffin

ddenise21 asked:


Does any one know if I were to prepare my living will and directive myself, without any professional help, will it be valid? I came across the forms and I wanted to fill it out, but I wonder then if it would be validated. Thanks.

Ima Hardister

sexxigurl asked:


Yeah, so I killed myself awhile ago, right after I got pregnant by my husband who was already dead. So my baby was formed with living egg and dead *****. Will it grow up to be retarded?

Darla Flatter

???? Randomosity ???? asked:


We are polluting and harming our gorgous planet.
How will it survive and how will all or more life form and stay living for the next Hundred Years?

David Prowse

odessaroberts50 asked:


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under
no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended
on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for:
( please initial all that apply )

_________ a pizza
_________ a beer
_________ a steak
_________ a kiss
_________ coffee or a latte
_________ the remote control
_________ a bowl of ice cream
_________ chocolate
_________ cookies
_________ sex

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own sweet business, and pay attention
instead to the future of the millions of Americans
who aren’t in a permanent coma.

Signature:___________________ Witness: _____________________

Hannah Dunning

Barbara L asked:


this is the newest living will form… have you seen it?

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

____________my emails______a Martini ______a Margarita ______ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay _____a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______The sports page ______or Chocolate________________a little rock and roll.
It should be presumed that I won’t ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________

NOTE:
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. Nascar on TV.
The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. I would get to see everyone I know.
Some of them don’t even need embalming when their time comes.
If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE let me know!

Genevive Marlin

bub asked:


ive been seperated from my husband for 8 years,and live apart,no children,dont own anything together,would it cost me any thing for a divorce?

Ernesto Weinfurter

jazz77 asked:


Our daughter is 17 and will be a H.S. senior this year. Her 2 year college is about 46 thousand. Just notified that she is the beneficiary of 49 thousand lump sum annuity. She will be 18 in Feb. We never dreamed this could happen and want to do what is best, we don’t anticipate ever being in a position to leave her any money and would like to do whatever is best with this money. Do we just tell the college or do we still fill out the financial aide forms. There will still be cost of living, apartment, food etc. Please help!

Lyndsey Gall